What is a portfolio?

IDK, why does it important? Like, it's just a paper, ain't it?

Whoa, I didn't say the above word. I must be high when I wrote it.
Anyway, portfolio is so important, especially when you're applying for a job, so the recruiter could 'know' you just by looking at your portfolio. Also, it can change his impression on you, so create an interesting-as-possible portfolio.

What does it contain?

Fuck it, I have no idea. They said you must include your skills, experiences, this and that, but really, I don't know about fucking anything.

How to make it?

You ask me how to make one of it, while I just told you that I don't know anything about it? Shit man. You must be crazy asking someone that's also crazy.

Wait, did it mean that we're both crazy? So we're friends now? Fucking hell, that's awesome, man! At least I'll have someone in case I die in my 30's.

You're speaking nonsense.

Fuck you. Do you think I'm here just to give you useful information just to make more competitor to me, so my chance of getting a job now becomes less from time to time?
Ah, how hard to live in these days.
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I guess I won't get a girlfriend before I finish this fucking project.

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The End.